coming out of the closet

Well, I guess i should share this news to all who read: i am now gay. Yep.
Dont worry though, it's only for a few days, or months, or years, depending on how long it'll take dumb and dumber to figure out i'm straight as a line....well maybe a crokked line, but not like a circle :D
anyways, i guess i brought this up to show that girls dont play by the rules. and i'm being totally serious. I was hanging out with a girlfriend of mine and some guys i had just met, knowing she liked one of them and the other had no interest in me, we set of to meet some more of their friends. All guys, all "okay", and all not my type. So instead of sitting back on the boat and letting them poke fun and try to flirt[yes i said TRY] i decided to switch it up. It was my first time meeting with them and i was pretty sure it would be my last too. SO i told them i was gay. It took about 10 miuntes before the one guy "j" started to believe me. But after he was convinced the rest was a piece a cake. I even had help from my girlfriend, not that we did anything becvause she was with her crush the whole time, but the whole how i met her and i thought she was cute story totally got my story rolling. Not only that but i was able to call my mom to ask to stay longer and when i said "mom they now about it" she was hesitant at first but decided to play along also. Everything i ever said that night was based purely on instinct. I never before was so open with guys and never before were they so open to me. I was able to ask these guys things never in a million years did i ever think i would get a real answer for but because i was "gay" i was able to be "one of the guys" i even joked em around and talked about sports. I felt really included and even thought about my sexuality haha. not that i am gay, i'm certain i like the male stature, but for one night it was great to be someone i'm not and look inside the mind of a guy. Just goes to show you can never judge a girl by her looks. :D