Whats the deal with the blog yo?

The good ol' question people are asking now adays. Whats up with the blog?[i put the yo in as a sidenote of myown personality :P] Well, it seems to me that a blog is an easy, fast, and convienant way to share one's day and laugh about it in the end. Maybe [hopefully] make other people laugh at your own expense also. [whatever works right?] But then people ask, whats the deal with the "teenage evolution'? Well, in my opinion teenage years are the years where one tries to find themselves and ask questions about what they want to do in life. So thanks to my great biology teacher i have decided to call teenagers "intermiediate forms of the human race" because frankly we are. Are teenagers really only intermiediate forms, no, but yet we kinda are. Its in these fragile years of our life that we learn that mistakes are allowable, you dont have to eat everything on your plate, and [even though we know what it's about] we still dont understand the "birds and the bees". I may be wrong about everything, but maybe somewhere in what i write, i could be right. It really all depends on your own opinions and how open your mind is. :P

I think i met an angel today. I was waiting for my mom for one hour at the cafe [where we were suppose to meet and have lunch] when i got fed up and tried calling her but couldnt get through. Luckily i got ahold of my aunt, but it didnt stop me from crying. After i got off the phone and went to sit down, a bus-girl asked me if i was okay and talked to me for a while. She told me her name and said if i needed anything just to call for her. She was really sweet, and i dont know what the world would do without people like that. Because of her action I didnt write about how some highschool girls are mean and spoiled. I almost forgot about how my mom owes me [almost forgot but didnt....yet]. I guess there is hope in the world for the human race :).
~Thank you [even though you're probably not reading this and dont even know me if you are]
My goal this weekend is to help someone like i was :)
[sorry if i didnt make you laugh, but hopefully i inspired]
PEACE

High School and Senoritis

High school, ah, the the best[or worst] four years of your life. The years that play a huge role in who you become. these years allow you to create your cocoon from which you go out into the world a new [this you will either break after graduation, or when your out of grad school].
Do I care? No. Sorry to say.
This is probably because I have diagnosed myself with SENORITIS.
I know what you're asking; what the ****[use whatever you want to interpret the *] is SENORITIS?!
Well, it normally comes to late or early seniors during their last [aka senior] year of high school, when all they want to do is get out and never come back. It is rare, but not uncommon, to find it also in late Sophomores, Juniors, and Freshmen [aka me]. To clarify what I mean let me try and give you the "D.L."[down low] of the situations. Ever wonder why there are so many dropouts? [Besides pot,alcohol,jobs,money,ect.] Senoritis. It's a common factor found in rich, clean, and middle class high school students that just want to get out. Do all people with Senoritis drop out? No, most carry on the agony and bear it because of friends, family, and so forth. Others may even become cured from senoritis after a few days/months/years of school.
What are the symptoms? Well, heres a few i got off the top of my head [I'll google it later]:
-Late to class,skipping alot
-Not wanting to go
-bad school work
-hates it
-probably not popular
-may be a "loner"
-may be made fun of at school
-doesnt participate in activities, or participates in alot to keep off of school work
-insomnia
-depression
-bipolar disorder
-this is not a real diease
-nausea
-heartburn
-indigestion
-upset stomach
-diarriah
I have most of the symptoms above, concluding why i have diagnosed myself with senoritis. Though there are only 5 more weeks till school is out, I still feel the days drag on. WHEN THIS YEAR IS OVER ONLY 3 MORE TO GO! YAY!
If you have any questions or would like to see more symptoms of senoritis please do not hesitate in asking

[[Please read fast and in a low voice as if hearing it after a medical commercial to get the full effect]]
Senoritis is not a real disease, and I am not saying that this is a real reason for drop outs out of high school/college/grad school, ect. most of the symptoms above should be consulted by a doctor before being diagnosed with senoritis. there is no cure for senoritis, but if you make friends and aren't as lame as the person writing this, you could cure it yourself. Thank you for your time, and i try to write fast to make it seem fast even thought you're probably reading it slowly to make out the words.