High School and Senoritis

High school, ah, the the best[or worst] four years of your life. The years that play a huge role in who you become. these years allow you to create your cocoon from which you go out into the world a new [this you will either break after graduation, or when your out of grad school].
Do I care? No. Sorry to say.
This is probably because I have diagnosed myself with SENORITIS.
I know what you're asking; what the ****[use whatever you want to interpret the *] is SENORITIS?!
Well, it normally comes to late or early seniors during their last [aka senior] year of high school, when all they want to do is get out and never come back. It is rare, but not uncommon, to find it also in late Sophomores, Juniors, and Freshmen [aka me]. To clarify what I mean let me try and give you the "D.L."[down low] of the situations. Ever wonder why there are so many dropouts? [Besides pot,alcohol,jobs,money,ect.] Senoritis. It's a common factor found in rich, clean, and middle class high school students that just want to get out. Do all people with Senoritis drop out? No, most carry on the agony and bear it because of friends, family, and so forth. Others may even become cured from senoritis after a few days/months/years of school.
What are the symptoms? Well, heres a few i got off the top of my head [I'll google it later]:
-Late to class,skipping alot
-Not wanting to go
-bad school work
-hates it
-probably not popular
-may be a "loner"
-may be made fun of at school
-doesnt participate in activities, or participates in alot to keep off of school work
-insomnia
-depression
-bipolar disorder
-this is not a real diease
-nausea
-heartburn
-indigestion
-upset stomach
-diarriah
I have most of the symptoms above, concluding why i have diagnosed myself with senoritis. Though there are only 5 more weeks till school is out, I still feel the days drag on. WHEN THIS YEAR IS OVER ONLY 3 MORE TO GO! YAY!
If you have any questions or would like to see more symptoms of senoritis please do not hesitate in asking

[[Please read fast and in a low voice as if hearing it after a medical commercial to get the full effect]]
Senoritis is not a real disease, and I am not saying that this is a real reason for drop outs out of high school/college/grad school, ect. most of the symptoms above should be consulted by a doctor before being diagnosed with senoritis. there is no cure for senoritis, but if you make friends and aren't as lame as the person writing this, you could cure it yourself. Thank you for your time, and i try to write fast to make it seem fast even thought you're probably reading it slowly to make out the words.